I must apologize, oh loyal readers, that the thrilling and lengthy account of the past weekend will be a bit late in coming. I have a mountain of homework to catch up on first.

But as a sneak preview and a reminder to myself:
1. Transportation adventure with Partner-in-crime across states
2. Bedskirts
3. Serendipity
4. Armed guards
5. More armed people of the police variety
6. Purple feet
7. Nancy Pelosi
8 MTV
9. Metro authorities
10. Career opportunities